Slouching Towards Bethlehem

[RB + R] Red Beans Are In The Pot and Elyn Selu is in NOLA y'all.

2009-12-14T15:14:36Z

Show yasef @ 4600 S Tonti 70125 @ 6PM and get ya methane on.

NSFWROFL

2009-12-08T03:22:38Z

Abuse of Trust By Skype Made Me Uninstall

2009-12-02T15:21:07Z

When I booted my box this morning Skype abused my trust so thoroughly that I had to remove it from my machine.

I no longer use Skype.

Without any notice or permission Skype, in collusion with its new parent company ebay, installed system tray software and modified my install of FireFox.

I am considering installing ooVoo as a replacement. http://www.oovoo.com/

Red Beans. 6PM @ 4600 S Tonti. Be there or be hungry.

2009-11-23T14:25:22Z

Red Beans. 6PM @ 4600 S Tonti. Be there or be hungry.

Red Beans @ 6 PM 4600 S Tonti 70125

2009-11-16T16:03:34Z

Be there or be hungry!

[RB + R] Come celebrate Rachel's Birthday and Ida's miss. Red Beans start @ 6 PM. 4600 S Tonti NOLA

2009-11-09T13:29:19Z

[RB + R] Come celebrate Rachel's Birthday and Ida's miss. Red Beans start @ 6 PM.
4600 S Tonti NOLA 70125 You are invited!

Lovely

2009-11-05T21:53:48Z

Leonard Cohen - Take This Waltz

Now in Vienna there's ten pretty women
There's a shoulder where Death comes to cry
There's a lobby with nine hundred windows
There's a tree where the doves go to die
There's a piece that was torn from the morning
And it hangs in the Gallery of Frost
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Take this waltz, take this waltz
Take this waltz with the clamp on its jaws
Oh I want you, I want you, I want you
On a chair with a dead magazine
In the cave at the tip of the lily
In some hallways where love's never been
On a bed where the moon has been sweating
In a cry filled with footsteps and sand
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Take this waltz, take this waltz
Take its broken waist in your hand

This waltz, this waltz, this waltz, this waltz
With its very own breath of brandy and Death
Dragging its tail in the sea

There's a concert hall in Vienna
Where your mouth had a thousand reviews
There's a bar where the boys have stopped talking
They've been sentenced to death by the blues
Ah, but who is it climbs to your picture
With a garland of freshly cut tears?
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Take this waltz, take this waltz
Take this waltz it's been dying for years

There's an attic where children are playing
Where I've got to lie down with you soon
In a dream of Hungarian lanterns
In the mist of some sweet afternoon
And I'll see what you've chained to your sorrow
All your sheep and your lilies of snow
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Take this waltz, take this waltz
With its "I'll never forget you, you know!"

This waltz, this waltz, this waltz, this waltz ...

And I'll dance with you in Vienna
I'll be wearing a river's disguise
The hyacinth wild on my shoulder,
My mouth on the dew of your thighs
And I'll bury my soul in a scrapbook,
With the photographs there, and the moss
And I'll yield to the flood of your beauty
My cheap violin and my cross
And you'll carry me down on your dancing
To the pools that you lift on your wrist
Oh my love, Oh my love
Take this waltz, take this waltz
It's yours now. It's all that there is

Red Beans @ 6 PM. Y'all c'mon!

2009-11-02T15:25:00Z

Red Beans are in the pot! You are personally invited! 4600 S Tonti 70125 @ 6 PM. Bring yo chirrens.

Red Beans Y'all!

2009-10-26T13:22:15Z

Red Beans start @ 6 PM. You are invited! Come celebrate Honey's 86th Birthday! 4600 S Tonti, 70125.

jerrygarciuh @ 2009-10-12T11:15:00

2009-10-12T16:15:38Z

Red Beans start @ 6 PM. Come see the new deck and awnings!

2009-10-12T13:30:34Z

Red Beans start @ 6 PM. Come see the new deck and awnings! You, yes you, are invited to 4600 S Tonti 70125! Sharpen ur spoonz!

Red Beans start @ 6 PM.

2009-10-05T14:00:41Z

Red Beans start @ 6 PM. Sharpen your spoons! You are personally invited to join the feed at 4600 S Tonti 70125. Peace.

Red Beans start @ 6 PM and You Are Invited!

2009-09-28T13:15:40Z

Red Beans start @ 6 PM. Sharpen your spoons! You personally are cordially invited so come one, come all to 4600 S Tonti 70125! Peace.

Why Holland Computers Sucks

2009-09-23T15:20:04Z

HollandComputers.com sold me a video card which would display the screen in a fragmented manner every couple of days and would force me to reboot to work. I spent months emailing their support staff and having them play that game where they pretend to believe that your whole computer is at fault before they will believe their product is broken.

After finding that no amount of proof would satisfy them I bought a new video card from Satan (Beast Buy). All is now well but of course HollandComputers.com sucks and declines to accept the return of their bad product since it is past the return period. Of course when they started dicking me around it wasn't past the date.

HollandComputers.com: bad people with bad service and bad products. Don't buy from HollandComputers.com

6 PM Beans!

2009-09-14T14:00:41Z

Red Beans are in the pot. Soups on for 6 PM and you bes' sho' yasef @ 4600 S Tonti 70125. F'real.

Sit down, son.

2009-09-11T03:30:13Z

Zeke's Homework

2009-09-02T02:33:02Z

Ganked from my wife.

Zeke just finished his homework.
He had to use vocabulary words in sentences:

1. They are VICTIMS of my last massacre, dude.
[The 'dude' is because each sentence needs at least 9 words.]

2. The BOTTOMLESS pit is deep, dark, and very scary.

3. It takes a SILVER bullet to stop a werewolf.

4. The zombies attacked the DOCTOR and all the nurses.

5. Help, the teachers and the PRINCIPLE are after me!
[He had to do that one over because it was the wrong type of principle.]
Changed to:
A PRINCIPLE in my house is "never talk to strangers."

6. A missile hit the COCKPIT of the jet fighter.

7. There was at least a BILLION bats in there!

8. He saw a HUNDRED monsters and goblins in the cave.

9. For some reason, the monster had green CONTACT lenses.

10. He sat on a CACTUS and now his butt hurts.

6 PM Red Beans tonight!!

2009-08-31T13:46:58Z

Beans are in the pot and we have a new time for Red Beans! Tonight we move to 6 PM to be more kid-friendly. So show yasef at 4600 S Tonti 70125 and have a heapin helpin of our hospitality!

No Beans Tonight - Contagious kids

2009-08-24T13:42:49Z

Hi folks,

Zeke has a little fever and Isaiah a little cough for the last 14 hours so we figured it is best to wait until next week to have beans.

peace,

David

Red beans in the pot!

2009-08-17T12:30:31Z

Red Beans are in the pot y'all. Come see us 'round 7PM at 4600 S Tonti 70125!

Zaya says

2009-08-15T03:02:13Z

So Isaiah was singing TMBG's "I Never Go To Work" (a household favorite) and he got to the line "OnThursday it's a holiday and Fridays I detest!". So I asked "Zay, what's a holiday?"

And that little monkey said "Holiday goes in at Christmas!"

He is a sponge for everything including Zeke's Bakugon trivia and my song lyrics. He cops his mama's calculator and goes around telling everyone he is checking his email.

He has been willing again lately when he wakes at 5 or 6 to go on stroller rides with me. We discuss at length what kind of trees and birds we see. We say good morning to all the kitties as they slink home and discuss their markings and how pretty they are.

Any people we meet are greeted until they respond or are out of sight.

When we walk the dogs Zaya is determined to be responsible for strong, impulsive Johnny who has skinned Zeke's knees and elbows. Rachel came up with the clever innovation to add a second leash for Zay to hold.

Zeke is such a better sibling than I ever was. He makes me proud and merry for lack of a better word. Especially when he does things like teaching the neighbor kid to do a "ding dong ditch" (ring and run) and then tells me how the kid got in trouble for this never thinking I might work out who had taught the 6 year old neighbor.

Fatherhood is just a blast!

Bragging a little

2009-08-10T16:38:35Z

NolaFlash teamed up with Hoffman Miller Advertising to make this dynamic site for the Louisiana Office of Public Health. Taking Hoffman Miller's fabulous designs and creating table-less XHTML/CSS2 layouts and driving them with our own custom content management software for our push CMS, latitude and longitude based searches and dynamic CSS only navigation! This site is something to be proud of!

Red Beans in the pot!

2009-08-10T13:08:38Z

Red Beans are in the pot y'all. Come see us 'round 7PM at 4600 S Tonti 70125!

Jerray!

2009-08-09T20:49:08Z

Remembering Jerry Garcia today, August 1, 1942 - August 9, 1995. Some of the best days of my life happened in his presence.

Red Beans In The Pot!

2009-07-20T14:43:39Z

Red Beans are in the pot y'all. Come see us 'round 7PM at 4600 S Tonti 70125!