Slouching Towards Bethlehem

He may say some stupid things, but as a New Orleanian...

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Who bootless makes the breathless housewife churn

Personal Details:

  • I fell in love with computers when my 3rd grade friend got a tape drive
    for his Commodore64.

  • I wrote my first script, an image editor, in 1985 in Basic on an Apple IIe,
    with a color monitor even!

  • I couldn't hack Calculus so I got degrees in Psychology and Anthropology
    at William and Mary.

  • I am ecstatically in love/ driven quite insane these 22 years with/ by Rachel
    McCaleb Watts, my wife.

  • I sculpt, sometimes in bronze, and make ceramics and stained glass.

  • I have a Masters in Special Education from the U. of New Orleans.

  • I stayed home with Ezekiel for three years and loved it.

  • Isaiah David was born 2.12.2007 and is a holy terror.

  • I make web applications, web sites, and Flash for a living.

  • One of my Flash anims went to Comdex in 2001 representing Mindrigger Tech's steganography


  • Zeke and Rachel.

  • Unix, Perl, PHP and mySQL.

  • Jerry Garcia and The Dead, Billy Bragg, Townes Van Zandt, Warren Zevon, Tom Waits.

  • New Orleans (Food, JazzFest, and Mardi Gras in that order).

  • Vonnegut, Robbins, and Shakespeare (also in that order).

  • Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, The Princess Bride.

  • Freaks like me.

  • Eros


  • My learning curve.

  • New Orleans (cursing, littering, and spitting in public, in that order).

  • The Bush Administration

GPS location: latitude=29.56.71, longitude=-90.6.75

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